A classical musician who sings because music is my lifeblood.

I'm tall (6'4"), blonde, and gay. My favorite feature is my face, and I believe that I have some semblance of intelligence, though that is debateable . I love to read books, watch movies, and love music. I am kind, dorky, and funny. Been told I have a cute butt.

 

A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

B. FAVORITE BAND.

C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

E. MY BEST FRIEND.

F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.

G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.

K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.

L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

O. MY EYE COLOUR.

P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.

Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.

U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

V. LAST TIME I CRIED.

W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.

X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?

Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.

Z. HOW ARE YOU?

ravenclaw-prefect-anthony:

mdcorebear-likes-it-naked:

spartacubs:

Post interview! I really need to start lifting again

Oh.

Oh.


OH!!!!


Fuck yeah.

Oh dear sweet lord.

Dear Jesus

Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

wanderoar:

roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

(Source: flyingscotsman)

cornfedmusclepup:

Pups all clean. Tanned and it was amazing. If only it was Summer!

wow…. :D

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

umm… what the fuck is a skivvy role?

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

umm… what the fuck is a skivvy role?

(Source: neverforget14)

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

holy shit i’d make out with him so fast

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

holy shit i’d make out with him so fast

tooquirkytolose:

Made this in an exercise of ‘Actually start something and then finish it, God dammit’.

i need more of this!

I would very much like to not be alone…

Played 322,673 times

cattaxi:

biotechbitchfest:

omegaro:

melociraptors:

shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

I’M GOING TO SING THIS OMG

Oh, I actually like this song now

I love the original and I love this just as much:3

Wow. I like this song a lot more.

holy crap i love this !!

frisby2007 asked
Whoopi Goldberg or Flavor Flav?

Hmmm whoopi duh

Anonymous asked
How old are you? I mean, if you're calling a 19 yo a fetus then I guess you're like 25?

I’m 27…

Anonymous asked
I read that men reach their sexual peak at age 19. Better get that dick.

Whaaaaaa??? Lies and ewww